I sometimes really wonder if you even look at your stats before coming to play a match. i actually dont understand what is wrong with you, why do you even play cricket. Just finished watching KKR vs RCB match and your stats are 4 Over , 46 Runs....Unlucky you missed a half century by 4 runs, But i am sure with such bowling performance you will surely make record half centuries. Just look at your stats in all the 3 IPL's below
Matches: 13, Overs: 42.1, Runs:329, Wickets:7, Best bowling: 1/7
Matches: 11, Overs: 43, Runs:297, Wickets:11, Best bowling: 2/15
Matches: 7, Overs: 25, Runs:236, Wickets:7, Best bowling: 2/33
I could have mentioned your batting and fielding stats but these were better. You neither bowl well, nor bat or field well. I wonder why do you even play cricket.I think you should play cricket only in Computer games and that to at easy level, then you stand some chance to gain some respect. I am also tired of your attitude, what is it in you that even after getting hit for six you go and stare at the batsman. In first place i dont get that with such a fabulous physique why did you think of becoming a fast bowler, i think your hair bounces more than the balls you bowl. At least let your hair motivate you.
Initially when you were picked up for Indian Team , i felt you will be India's future, but looking at your past performance i feel sad for you. I was the most happiest person when i came to know you aren't selected in the WorldCup T20 Squad. To avoid more wrath from people of India, i think you should step down on your own. Go Practice hard and come back well composed. All the very best.
And ya please don't take up any commercial ads, and in case you go for it, please don't speak, your voice scares my pets off. And also never even think of being a commentator.