Sunday, April 11, 2010

Open Letter to key Fast bowler of India and KKR

Mr Sharma,

I sometimes really wonder if you even look at your stats before coming to play a match. i actually dont understand what is wrong with you, why do you even play cricket. Just finished watching KKR vs RCB match and your stats are 4 Over , 46 Runs....Unlucky you missed a half century by 4 runs, But i am sure with such bowling performance you will surely make record half centuries. Just look at your stats in all the 3 IPL's below

IPL 2008
Matches: 13, Overs: 42.1, Runs:329, Wickets:7, Best bowling: 1/7
IPL 2009
Matches: 11, Overs: 43, Runs:297, Wickets:11, Best bowling: 2/15
IPL 2010
Matches: 7, Overs: 25, Runs:236, Wickets:7, Best bowling: 2/33

I could have mentioned your batting and fielding stats but these were better. You neither bowl well, nor bat or field well. I wonder why do you even play cricket.I think you should play cricket only in Computer games and that to at easy level, then you stand some chance to gain some respect. I am also tired of your attitude, what is it in you that even after getting hit for six you go and stare at the batsman. In first place i dont get that with such a fabulous physique why did you think of becoming a fast bowler, i think your hair bounces more than the balls you bowl. At least let your hair motivate you.

Initially when you were picked up for Indian Team , i felt you will be India's future, but looking at your past performance i feel sad for you. I was the most happiest person when i came to know you aren't selected in the WorldCup T20 Squad. To avoid more wrath from people of India, i think you should step down on your own. Go Practice hard and come back well composed. All the very best.

And ya please don't take up any commercial ads, and in case you go for it, please don't speak, your voice scares my pets off. And also never even think of being a commentator.

Regards
VD

9 comments:

Arjav_Acharya said...

very true dear.....this is what happens when u get star treatment at early age...very few r der who can digest it....

Shaswat Diwan said...

YEAH..Ishant Sharma..huh!!
No words..Hiz Records say a everythng..Worst Bowler Ever produced by this Cricketing world..Poor KKR poor INDIA..If I.Sharma iz the only option left in a team..Den i wud prefer to play wid 10 players.I wish Ishant cud read this.I hate him from bottom of my heart.Descrining Ishant Sharma in simple words- Man..well i doubt that too..wid long legs, big hairs, ugly face, awful voice, a misfit in cricket..in short a LOSEr..mere LOSER.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to u ishant.

n VASHISTHA i hats off to u..dat u cud be so polite writing abt THAT LOSER.

Ishant Sharma..BOooooooo!!!

Kunal Shah said...

see VD its the problem of basics...these bowlers are not interested to have a good performance in IPL.. what matters to them is just money.. they just come and bowl no plans.. nothing at all..
and also in the Indian team almost all the bowers bowl without plans.. if they have good swing then they dont have pace.. and if they have pace they dont have good line and length... so these are basic problems.. i will wonder if ever india wins a match with the help of bowers... baddd bowlers in indian team..

Kunal Shah said...

and for your point on world cup selection... well they tried their best.. no other indian fast bowler has better record than ishant.. u take any.. sudit tyagi, sreesant, i pathan, any one they are almost in the same category so they choose who has delivered better in the international level.. or they had to try the new ones..

apurva said...

Yes, you are right VD...

I am also agreed with Arjav. Very few are like Sachin, who can digest success..

Chakrum said...

I wish I could comment something useful, but I don't follow cricket and sports in general :(

So, I am just taking your word for it...

Rohit said...

Awesome one man. Absolutely Perfect. Such kinds of bowlers who cant even take advantage of the amazing pitches like the faster one in Bangalore have absolutely no brains. Fast bowler is not just about good height, long hair and closing ur eyes and throwing the ball wherever it goes, needs more brains. And dude..u remember how v used to get a scare every time a ball used to come to his end at fine leg when v saw d match?..Shows a lot about his lack of understand of Cricket :P

Suhani said...

Hey nicely written and a great way to let out your frustration.
Well I do agree with you to an extent.Maybe if i was supporting KKR I would have really thought of ways of bashing up this guy right left and center.But then again T20 is not a bowler's game. This is just to give him a benefit of doubt and in no way justifies his performance.I feel almost all Indian fast bowlers who start their career on a high note end up with either fitness problems or bad form.Look at Ik Pathan now and we thought he was the next Wasim Akram.There were comparisons too.But alas......
Anyway it makes me want to laugh hard just knowing that we have the so called key players in our team who cannot even qualify for the World Cup squad.

Deepak Mehta said...

Vashistha very truly said........ According to me he is doing one error again and again by balling too short to batsmen........perhaps he still have the sight in his eyes of getting out pointing in Sydney test... and one more thing whenever u ask him to bowl he is gonna give plenty of runs whether it is power play....slog overs or middle of the overs.......he should concentrate on his bowling...........

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